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agender-unicorn:

vardaesque:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

i’ll just stick to black magic thanks

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who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

(Source: stannisbarathcon, via rubyredwisp)

siriusuntiltheveryend:

macklesufficient:

six word story about remus lupin:

he went to the funeral alone

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stripperina:

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

i need this on my blog
for
reasons

(Source: thegaysticky, via pilates-and-peanut-butter)

mattschiels:

hell mountain

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titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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ramoooos:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

Canada is the greatest place on earth

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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majesticbuns:

majorsarcasm19:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

#me

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

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(Source: summerfinns, via humanityishowlingatthemoon)